Beard Balm 1.0 oz - Variety 4 Pack
Beard Balm 1.0 oz - Variety 4 Pack
Oil & Grit, Cold Start, Smooth Idle, and Tap & Die.
No returns on any grooming products that have been opened.
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YOUR BEARD SPEAKS BEFORE YOU DO. WHAT’S IT SAYING?
Get the full Beard Balm experience with our 4-pack of original scents. Each set includes four 1.0 oz Containers, so you can find the scent that fits you best. Scents included are Oil & Grit, Cold Start, Smooth Idle, and Tap & Die.
Your beard doesn’t get a day off—wind, grime, and chaos hit it hard. Let it go unchecked, and you’re left with a wild, unruly mess. Our Beard Balm tames the chaos, locks in control, and keeps your beard soft, strong, and ready for anything.
One swipe and your beard stops being a problem and starts making a statement. Grandma said it best: “Don’t Be A Heathen!” She wasn’t wrong.
- Made with All-Natural Ingredients
- Zero Chemicals
- Enriched with Natural Oils for Softness & Shine
- Contains No Known DHT Blockers
- IFRA-Compliant for Safe, Quality Standards
- Suitable for All Beard & Skin Types
- Infused with Premium Cologne-Grade Fragrances
- Oil & Grit Scent Net Wt. 1 oz (28.3 g) – Onyx Black Container with Resealable Lid
- Cold Start Scent Net Wt. 1 oz (28.3 g) – Onyx Black Container with Resealable Lid
- Smooth Idle Scent Net Wt. 1 oz (28.3 g) – Onyx Black Container with Resealable Lid
- Tap & Die Scent Net Wt. 1 oz (28.3 g) – Onyx Black Container with Resealable Lid
Most of our products will ship within 1-3 business days.
Our Scents
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Oil & Grit
A bold fusion of cardamom, iris, and violet, wrapped in smoky Australian sandalwood and cedarwood, with hints of spice, leather, and musk.
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Cold Start
A refined blend of floral notes & rich leather, bold yet balanced for everyday wear. A versatile scent that turns heads without trying too hard.
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Smooth Idle
A warm blend of saffron, earthy thyme, and smoky leather, drifting through suede and Amberwood to leave a trail of effortless sophistication.
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Tap & Die
Crisp citrus and bergamot spark against warm spices, settling into smooth musk and vanilla for a clean, refined finish.
FOR THE BEARDS THAT BITE BACK!
BUILT TO WORK, ZERO CHEMICALS
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1 LOAD UP
Use the back of your thumbnail to grab a dime-sized amount. Keep it simple.
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2 Warm It Up
Rub it between your palms until it melts into a smooth, workable grit.
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3 Work It in
Start at the roots, push it through to the tips. Make your beard behave.
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4 SHAPE & SET
Comb it, finger it, sculpt it — whatever it takes to make your beard a statement.
Frequently Asked Questions
Where Are Psycho Wrench Products made?
Psycho Wrench products are made by hand right here in the USA down in Texas, where the sun’s hot, engines are loud, and we don’t fake a damn thing. Packed with American grit and a touch of chaos.
Can I use this with beard oil?
Hell yes. Oil first to hydrate, balm second to lock it down. Your beard and skin get treatment they deserve.
How long does the hold last?
All day. Style it once, forget it, and watch your beard run the room.
Is it safe for sensitive skin?
All-natural, zero chemicals, zero BS. Your face will thrive.
Will it work on a short beard?
Short, long, scruffy, or rugged—this balm tames it all and gives it attitude.
Why we use no chemicals?
We’re not trying to slam other brands; we’re just calling it like it is. Most hair products out there are loaded with synthetic fillers that wreck your scalp, dry out your hair, and face leaving behind more problems than they solve. We got tired of that noise. So, we built Psycho Wrench with clean, high-performance ingredients that work. No gimmicks. No chemical garbage. Just a solid, all natural formula that keeps your hair healthy and strong.
FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY!